You sit down in a public place with your small child
An old person sees the baby and leans forward, all the better that you might hear his pointless advice on the subject of childrearing
Enraged at once again having to listen to this drivel, you break the old man's legs and smite his eyes, as illustrated by the crutches and guide dog
Troubled by your violence, you get drunk, go home and have sex with your wife. She gets pregnant
About nine months later, you sit down in a public place with your small child...
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