to be or not to B2B

Sales gimp 1: "Do animals have souls?"
Sales gimp 2: "What was that – do animals have arseholes?"
Sales gimpess 1: "Horses have souls, don't they."
Sales gimp 2: "Arseholes."
Sales gimpess 1: "And dogs."
Sales gimp 2: "Arseholes."

Sales gimpess 1: "I'm so excited I could squirt."
Sales gimp 1: "Excuse me?"
Sales gimpess 1: "I'm so excited I could squirt. A little insight into my sex life for you there."
Sales gimp 1: "Nice."

Sales gimp 2: Sings The Birdy Song
[Two minutes later] Sales gimp 1: Sings The Birdy Song
[Five minutes later] Sales gimps 1 and 2 and sales gimpess 1: Sing the Birdy Song

Sales gimp 1: "What have you gone for today?"
Sales gimp 2: "A chicken salad."
Sales gimp 1: "I make my own chicken salads."
Sales gimp 2: "Can't be bothered with that mate."
Sales gimp 1: "Nah, nah, honestly mate, listen, listen, right, all you need to do, right, is buy your own chicken and some salad, yeah? What it is, right, is you buy your own chicken and some salad, yeah, and it's really easy. I literally make my own chicken salads."
Sales gimp 2: "Still an effort though mate."
Sales gimp 1: "Nah nah what you do, right, is you go to the shops..."